So this lovely Tuesday started with snow (Boo) and court bright and early. I had this uncontrolable nervousness in my head about seeing my ex. I knew he'd have something asshole-ish to say to me about how I left him for another man, and boy did I hear it.
I think someone needs to tell this kid that controling your wife, constantly flirting with other woman, acting like a child, drinking and not being able to have sex longer than 5 minutes only leads to a "Dueces I''m out."
Who would have known court could have gone so well. Not only did I get everything I was asking for I got the dignity to know that just as he degraded me for the last 3 years I let the whole court room and people in the waiting room know about his ridiculous lie about having sex with a girl he later found out had a penis ( Come on now (-_-) ) and as he proceeded to make up silly stories how I cheated on him with FOUR men I reassured him that I only had sex with have a man during our marriage because thats all his penis can count for. Mind you I've waited years to tell him this but this time I actually got to see his face in absolute horror when I said that in front of everyone. Including his mother, yes I know I'm ruthless. But little did he know you should never piss of an italian girl.
It's funny to think that he came all the way back to Illinois thinking he was going to take everything from me. Guess the joke is on you buddy.
It was heart breaking to know I had to let my beautiful bed set go but getting rid of the biggest pain in my ass was worth it. I can always get a new one. As for my car ( Aka Black magic ) she's still in my posession and I will be taking a road trip in her with my wonderful boyfriend friday.
(Btw don't I look snazzy for my court appearance? )
Speaking of my wonderful other half I'm more so happy to say that he was the reason I had a good day. Despite the fact that Karma pretty much raped my ex, what really makes my day is when he's happy. In a few short days I'll be in his arms once again where I belong. I mean hell, its a fucking job in itself to be away from your bestfriend.
And I spend my evening with the first man to change my life....Ulysses. I have to admit I brought this world a little boy with a damn big heart. I don't think words can explain what he's done for me.
I think someone needs to tell this kid that controling your wife, constantly flirting with other woman, acting like a child, drinking and not being able to have sex longer than 5 minutes only leads to a "Dueces I''m out."
Who would have known court could have gone so well. Not only did I get everything I was asking for I got the dignity to know that just as he degraded me for the last 3 years I let the whole court room and people in the waiting room know about his ridiculous lie about having sex with a girl he later found out had a penis ( Come on now (-_-) ) and as he proceeded to make up silly stories how I cheated on him with FOUR men I reassured him that I only had sex with have a man during our marriage because thats all his penis can count for. Mind you I've waited years to tell him this but this time I actually got to see his face in absolute horror when I said that in front of everyone. Including his mother, yes I know I'm ruthless. But little did he know you should never piss of an italian girl.
It's funny to think that he came all the way back to Illinois thinking he was going to take everything from me. Guess the joke is on you buddy.
It was heart breaking to know I had to let my beautiful bed set go but getting rid of the biggest pain in my ass was worth it. I can always get a new one. As for my car ( Aka Black magic ) she's still in my posession and I will be taking a road trip in her with my wonderful boyfriend friday.
(Btw don't I look snazzy for my court appearance? )
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